Thaksin About a Revolution
(apologies to Tracy Chapman)

Don't you know, I'm Thaksin about a revolution
Some say I sound, like a whinger
Don't you know, I'm Thaksin about a revolution
They’re going down, like hos on Jerry Springer

I was the leader of Thai Rak Thai
Gave a bunch of low interest loans, 30 baht medication
Then I sold Singapore a satellite,
And killed all the meth-heads in the nation.

Don't you know I'm Thaksin about a revolution
What's that sound? Pull my finger.

Poor Red Shirts gonna rise up
And take Siam Square
Poor people are gonna rise up
And take me back to my lair.

Don't you know I have to run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run
Oh I said I have to run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run

Finally the peasants are starting to learn
Thaksin about a revolution
Finally the tires are starting to burn
Thaksin about a revolution
I'm so sick of being in Montenegro
Thaksin about a revolution
All I really want to do is go back home
Thaksin about a revolution.
Got to go send an SMS on my phone
Thaksin about a revolution
Overthrow Ab-shit before my billions of baht are gone.
Thaksin about a revolution.
Oh no.